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    1 month ago

    I remember when I first actually read all that small legal text for a contest where you’d win a lifetime supply of some food product.

    In your mind, especially as a kid, you just imagine you have as much of it as you could ever want. Bzzt! Nope. It’s like 1 free thing a month for the next 20 years. Not even technically a lifetime. 😮‍💨

  • Frank Ring
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    71 month ago

    I won a lifetime supply of breathing air.

    So far, I’m not disappointed.

    • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      11 month ago

      Yeah but shrinkflation means these days it comes with 20% less nutritional* particles.

      *combustible

      Some cities are still working on increasing them though. Just don’t go to the premium mountain venues though, or you get 20% less air per air!

      • Frank Ring
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        01 month ago

        So far, my only problem is when I go underwater.

        For some reason, the lifetime supply of breathing doesn’t apply there.