I remember when I first actually read all that small legal text for a contest where you’d win a lifetime supply of some food product.
In your mind, especially as a kid, you just imagine you have as much of it as you could ever want. Bzzt! Nope. It’s like 1 free thing a month for the next 20 years. Not even technically a lifetime. 😮💨
I mean, it’s a lifetime if you’ve got leukaemia
I won a lifetime supply of breathing air.
So far, I’m not disappointed.
Yeah but shrinkflation means these days it comes with 20% less nutritional* particles.
*combustible
Some cities are still working on increasing them though. Just don’t go to the premium mountain venues though, or you get 20% less air per air!
So far, my only problem is when I go underwater.
For some reason, the lifetime supply of breathing doesn’t apply there.
That’s roaming. Have to pay extra; not covered by basic terms of service.
Giving away stolen land